A little girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How did the human race come about?”
The mother answered: “Well my dear, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.”
Two days later she asks her father the same question.
The father answered: “Well sugar, many years ago there were monkeys, and we evolved from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says: “Mommy, how is it that you told me that the human race was created by God and Daddy says we came from monkeys?”
The mother answers: “Well sweetie, it’s very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”