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Category: Humor

Mike’s Funny Stuff

My OCD Confession

I think that everyone has some OCD tendencies.  For me, I must have all the clothes hangers in my closet the same color; white.  Sometimes, there might be a hanger or two that somehow is a different color.  I tell myself its silly, but it bothers me.  But I try not to let it.  Tonight, […]

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What do they call you?

My 5-year old son Josh recently finished preschool.  He will be starting Kindergarten in August at Discovery Charter School, where 7-year old Mikey recently finished 1st grade.  The school is holding a 3-week summer school session where the kids can go to school for 4-hours a day, 4-days a week.  Returning students were invited to […]

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If You Give A Dad A Cookie

In the tradition of Laura Numeroff’s If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, I found a cute little Father’s Day story “If You Give A Dad A Cookie” on SugarDoodle.  This is a great handout for Church which normally gives all the Dad’s a cookie or two on Father’s Day. Download [download#41#nohits] and give it to […]

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Mikey’s future jobs

last night, Mikey, my almost 6-year old, told me that when he grows up, he wants to have every job in the world… except fix computers.

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Joshisms

Josh, my fun 3-year old has had some pretty funny statements recently and wanted to make sure that I have them recorded. He gave Amanda a Mother’s Day Card and “wrote” in it. He very proudly wanted Mommy to know what it said “I Love Daddy”! 🙂 We went to Macayo’s a month or so […]

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Mr. Right and Mrs. Wrong

I had told Amanda something was going to happen, but she didn’t believe my warning. Later, she acknowledged I was right. I got her to admit that I am ALWAYS right, after which she called me Mr. Right. Mikey looked at Amanda and said “Hello, Mrs. Wrong”. We all laughed.

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Dave Barry’s 2010 Year in Review

by Dave Barry Published: January 1, 2011 at MiamiHerald.com Let’s put things into perspective: 2010 was not the worst year ever. There have been MUCH worse years. For example, toward the end of the Cretaceous Period, the Earth was struck by an asteroid that wiped out 75 percent of all the species on the planet. […]

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How to win the Nobel Peace Prize in 12-days

How to win the Nobel Peace Prize in 12-days Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize earlier this week. Over the last decade the only requirement to win the prize was that the nominee had to be critical of George W. Bush (see Al Gore, Mohamed El Baradei and Jimmy Carter). President Obama has broken […]

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Tax refund

If You Don’t Understand the Democrats’ Version of Tax Refunds, Maybe This Will Explain It Five thousand people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out, therefore a  refund was then due. The team was about to mail refunds when a group of congressional Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send […]

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Differences between boys and girls

I was talking to Mikey tonight.  Somehow, the differences between boys and girls came up.  He told me “Girls wear hair ties in their hair.  Boys were hair ties on their hands as braclets sometimes.”  Thought it was funny.

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