Month: July 2009

Lie Clocks

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the […]

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Tax refund

If You Don’t Understand the Democrats’ Version of Tax Refunds, Maybe This Will Explain It Five thousand people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out, therefore a  refund was then due. The team was about to mail refunds when a group of congressional Democrats stopped them and suggested that they send […]

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Differences between boys and girls

I was talking to Mikey tonight.  Somehow, the differences between boys and girls came up.  He told me “Girls wear hair ties in their hair.  Boys were hair ties on their hands as braclets sometimes.”  Thought it was funny.

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Quote of the Moment

I am saying to you that to me the Constitution of the United States of America is just as much from my Heavenly Father as the Ten Commandments. When that is my feeling, I am not going to go very far away from the Constitution, and I am going to try to keep it where […]

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Washington, DC — July 9th, 2009 Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009. The move is being made in order to save the President’s $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related […]

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