Things to ponder….

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians…It creates a hostile work environment.

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10 thoughts on “Things to ponder….

  1. There was a Saturday Night Live sketch that had “George W Bush” looking for “John McCain” so Bush could give McCain an endorsement for the Presidential Election. McCain didn’t want it, at least publically. Bush, however, didn’t understand that and sent Secret Service to go hunt down McCain and bring him to the White House. Bush said something along the lines of “George Bush always finds him man… with just one exeception.” 🙂

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