Yesterday, She Who Must Be Obeyed told me she could see 3 gray hairs in my unshaven facial hair. She told me that I should go shave them before anyone else could see them. I told her that not only was I going to not shave them, I’m decided to name them: Amanda, Mikey, and Josh.
She rolled her eyes and didn’t say anything else.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Ok, that’s pretty funny.
Oh what’s that I see? A few more grey hairs on your face! Hmmm- have more kids to name the hairs after OR shave? How’s that deal??
HA! You guys are funny people!