I got this in an e-mail recently. It made me laugh. 🙂
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a Sofa Bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big Bed and Plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed. And watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life Crises.